Posted 3 hours ago
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Pops wants a rottweiler, cuz our last dog’s doodoo wasn’t big enough.

Posted 3 hours ago

kaylainwanderland:

jean-luc-gohard:

An “egalitarian” is someone who, realizing that a scale is imbalanced because there are six pounds on one side and twelve on the other, seeks to correct the imbalance by adding six pounds to both sides.

well that was the best damn explanation I’ve seen. 

Posted 3 hours ago

officialronstoppable:

i might be fake but at least i never turned on gabriella to impress my basketball team : /

Posted 5 hours ago

postracialcomments:

TIME gives you a primer on slang that Pharrell likes enough to put in the titles of his songs

On Wednesday, Pharrell dropped a video for his new single, “Come Get It Bae,”which may immediately raise some questions, such as “Come get what?” and “What in the world does bae mean, anyway?” The short answer: Though this word was used in the 1500s to refer to sheep sounds, today bae is used as a term of endearment, often referring to your boyfriend or girlfriend. Or perhaps a prospect who might one day hold such a lofty position.

Posted 5 hours ago
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willie-notwilliam:

therfbort:

bitchcraftandwiggatry:

therfbort:

Me. I Am Mariah…… torrented it

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If I can get it for free what you think I’ma do?

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stanning comes from the heart not the wallet

Posted 5 hours ago
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bitchcraftandwiggatry:

therfbort:

Me. I Am Mariah…… torrented it

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If I can get it for free what you think I’ma do?